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			<nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Butt">... butt</a></nobr><br>
	    <nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Color">... color</a></nobr><br>
	    <nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Filter">... filter</a></nobr><br>
	    <nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Flavor">... flavor</a></nobr><br>
	    <nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Holder">... holder</a></nobr><br>
	    <nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Joke">... joke</a></nobr><br>
	    <nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Length">... length</a></nobr><br>
	    <nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Paper">... paper</a></nobr><br>
	    <nobr><a class="subcat" href="/category/Product_3a_20Cigarette_3a_20Variety">... variety</a></nobr><br>
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	    		<a name="idea"><h1>Cigarette Kazoo</h1></a>
			<font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcl">Combination Kazoo and Cigarette</font></td><td valign=bottom class="controls"><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr>
		    <td width=7>&nbsp;</td>
		    <td valign=top align=center><nobr><img width=15 height=25 src="/img/score15x25_2.gif" alt="(+10, -3)"></nobr><br><nobr>(+10,</nobr>
		  <nobr>-3)</nobr>
		    </td><td width=7>&nbsp;</td><td>
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		 </tr></table></td></tr></table><br><div class="copy">Either marketed as an attachment or in 
packs, the cigarette kazoo is just that: a 
cigarette to which a kazoo is attached.  
The user can inhale smoke and play the 
kazoo 
with one breath.  Variations might 
include 
train-whistle cigars or &quot;safety-whistle&quot; 
cigarettes.  It's for the kids.</div>
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				<table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcm"><a href=/user/wooby>wooby</a>,
			Feb 04 2005</td></tr></table></div><br><font size=2 class="fcm" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica"><a href="http://www.neologic.net/ad/pictures/funny/cigarette-kazoo.jpg" rel="nofollow">Cigarette Kazoo Mockup</a></font>
	    <font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs"><nobr>http://www.neologic...cigarette-kazoo.jpg</nobr><br>With some help from Photoshop I put together this mockup. [<a href=/user/wooby>wooby</a>, Feb 04 2005]
		<br></font><br><font size=2 class="fcm" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica"><a href="http://www.funhaler.com/product.html" rel="nofollow">similar</a></font>
	    <font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs"><nobr>http://www.funhaler.com/product.html</nobr><br>whistling inhaler for kids [<a href=/user/jaksplat>jaksplat</a>, Feb 05 2005]
		<br></font><br><font size=2 class="fcm" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica"><a href="http://www.kazoos.com/pub/" rel="nofollow">How to play the kazoo</a></font>
	    <font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs"><nobr>http://www.kazoos.com/pub/</nobr><br>Don't blow, just hum. [<a href=/user/Machiavelli>Machiavelli</a>, Feb 06 2005]
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">It's sort of a nifty idea but I don't think it would work as advertising.  I think you need to hum to make it work, and human's can't inverse hum.</font></td>
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">. . . and dogs can't look up, too.  I like your drawing. [+]</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/contracts>contracts</a>,
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">Based on the premise that smokers couldn't look any more ridiculous [+]</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/AbsintheWithoutLeave>AbsintheWithoutLeave</a>,
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">And if the thought of one hundred smoggin sexagenarians huddled together over bingo cards at the Knights of Columbus wasn't funny enough for you...</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/JungFrankenstein>JungFrankenstein</a>,
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">[+] great mockup.</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/Mustardface>Mustardface</a>,
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">Call it a &quot;cigaroo&quot; and I'd have to smoke it.</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/wagster>wagster</a>,
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">Hang on, I thought you were supposed to hum into a kazoo, not blow...?</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/Detly>Detly</a>,
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">I believe you're correct, [Detly].  See link.  Sorry, [wooby].  It would've been a very cool idea if it worked.</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/Machiavelli>Machiavelli</a>,
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">umm. sure the kazoo could be impossible but the safety whistle you mentioned would be a big seller outside raves!</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/ben_20reeve>ben reeve</a>,
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			<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">I LOVE IT!!!!!! HA!</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>&mdash;</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/fity>fity</a>,
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