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<a name="idea"><h1>Cigarette Kazoo</h1></a>
<font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcl">Combination Kazoo and Cigarette</font></td><td valign=bottom class="controls"><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr>
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<td valign=top align=center><nobr><img width=15 height=25 src="/img/score15x25_2.gif" alt="(+10, -3)"></nobr><br><nobr>(+10,</nobr>
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packs, the cigarette kazoo is just that: a
cigarette to which a kazoo is attached.
The user can inhale smoke and play the
kazoo
with one breath. Variations might
include
train-whistle cigars or "safety-whistle"
cigarettes. It's for the kids.</div>
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<table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcm"><a href=/user/wooby>wooby</a>,
Feb 04 2005</td></tr></table></div><br><font size=2 class="fcm" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica"><a href="http://www.neologic.net/ad/pictures/funny/cigarette-kazoo.jpg" rel="nofollow">Cigarette Kazoo Mockup</a></font>
<font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs"><nobr>http://www.neologic...cigarette-kazoo.jpg</nobr><br>With some help from Photoshop I put together this mockup. [<a href=/user/wooby>wooby</a>, Feb 04 2005]
<br></font><br><font size=2 class="fcm" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica"><a href="http://www.funhaler.com/product.html" rel="nofollow">similar</a></font>
<font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs"><nobr>http://www.funhaler.com/product.html</nobr><br>whistling inhaler for kids [<a href=/user/jaksplat>jaksplat</a>, Feb 05 2005]
<br></font><br><font size=2 class="fcm" face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica"><a href="http://www.kazoos.com/pub/" rel="nofollow">How to play the kazoo</a></font>
<font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs"><nobr>http://www.kazoos.com/pub/</nobr><br>Don't blow, just hum. [<a href=/user/Machiavelli>Machiavelli</a>, Feb 06 2005]
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">It's sort of a nifty idea but I don't think it would work as advertising. I think you need to hum to make it work, and human's can't inverse hum.</font></td>
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">. . . and dogs can't look up, too. I like your drawing. [+]</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/contracts>contracts</a>,
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">Based on the premise that smokers couldn't look any more ridiculous [+]</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/AbsintheWithoutLeave>AbsintheWithoutLeave</a>,
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">And if the thought of one hundred smoggin sexagenarians huddled together over bingo cards at the Knights of Columbus wasn't funny enough for you...</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/JungFrankenstein>JungFrankenstein</a>,
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">[+] great mockup.</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/Mustardface>Mustardface</a>,
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">Call it a "cigaroo" and I'd have to smoke it.</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/wagster>wagster</a>,
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">Hang on, I thought you were supposed to hum into a kazoo, not blow...?</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/Detly>Detly</a>,
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">I believe you're correct, [Detly]. See link. Sorry, [wooby]. It would've been a very cool idea if it worked.</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/Machiavelli>Machiavelli</a>,
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">umm. sure the kazoo could be impossible but the safety whistle you mentioned would be a big seller outside raves!</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/ben_20reeve>ben reeve</a>,
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<td><font face="'Trebuchet MS', Arial, Helvetica" class="fcs">I LOVE IT!!!!!! HA!</font><div align=right><table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 border=0><tr><td valign=top>—</td><td class="fcs"><a href=/user/fity>fity</a>,
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